we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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