That's intense
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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