She said her name was "party"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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