WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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