oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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