David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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