I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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