I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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