So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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