it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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