Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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