We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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