He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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