I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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