Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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