I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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