Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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