Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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