What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
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