Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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