I just made out with a guy for $7.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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