You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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