bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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