He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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