I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
is that a dick in a sweater?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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