Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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