Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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