Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
