I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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