4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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