I think I just saw someone hide a body.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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