Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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