My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I FOUND THE LEGS
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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