"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Someone signed my nipple.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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