I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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