is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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