I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
