let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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