How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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