Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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