windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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