u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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