We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
In the future we'll all be gay
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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