Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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