How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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