But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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