and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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