The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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