The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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