i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Non-Jews are for practice
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
