Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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