yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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