Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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