quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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