I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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